😤 10 Haikus About Everyday Annoyances 🍂
(Because life is full of minor inconveniences that deserve poetic justice.)
1. The Red Light Curse 🚦
Rushing, running late,
every light turns crimson red.
Traffic gods mock me.
2. Phone at 1% 📱
Battery blinking,
just one percent remaining.
Charger? Nowhere. Gone.
3. Autocorrect Betrayal 🔤
Text meant to say "Hey."
Now it says "I love pickles."
I can't explain this.
4. Sock Gone Forever 🧦
One sock in the wash,
its twin? A ghost in the night.
Where do they all go?
5. Microwave Beeps Too Loud 🍕
Late-night pizza slice,
microwave screams at full blast.
My house is awake.
6. Mysterious Bruise 🤕
Where did this come from?
A bruise upon my left shin.
Am I haunted now?
7. That Last Chip Betrayal 🥔
The bag is still full,
but somehow all I just grabbed—
air and disappointment.
8. Wi-Fi at One Bar 📶
The Wi-Fi flickers,
buffering at ninety-nine.
The world feels broken.
9. Stepping on Lego 🧱
Innocent morning,
then sharp pain—Lego attack.
Who let this beast out?
10. Alarm Clock Treason ⏰
Five more minutes left—
somehow it felt like two blinks.
Time is a liar.
✨ Because sometimes, the best way to deal with life’s little frustrations is to write dramatic poetry about them. 😆
