🌟 The “Bucket List for the Next 5 Years”

(Sarcastic. Sensible. Totally achievable—with minimal stress.)

🛋️ 1. Perfect the Art of Saying “No” Without a Fake Excuse

No more “I’d love to, but I have...uh, a thing.”

Goal: Deliver a polite but firm “Nah, I’m good” with zero guilt.

✍️ 2. Write Something That’s Actually for You

Not lesson plans. Not to-do lists (even though you love them).

Goal: A short story, sarcastic blog post, or “maybe someday” book idea.

📚 3. Read a Book That Actually Changes Your Perspective

Not just entertaining—thought-provoking.

Goal: A book that sticks. (But if it’s boring by page 50? Drop it. Life’s short.)

📸 4. Finally Organize All Those Photos (Without Emotionally Spiraling)

Goal: Digital photo cleanup. No scrapbooks, no drama. Just neatly labeled folders like a functional adult.

🎢 5. Try One Thing That Slightly Pushes Your Comfort Zone

(Slightly. Let’s not get crazy.)

Goal: A cooking class? A weekend solo trip? Something new but not exhausting.

🍷 6. Master One Signature Cocktail (or Mocktail)

Goal: Impress guests with one flawless drink you can make blindfolded.

Pro tip: Name it something clever (“Sarcasm on the Rocks” sounds about right).

📝 7. Monetize the List-Making Obsession (It’s time.)

Goal: Turn those perfectly curated lists into a profitable passion—Etsy shop, blog, podcast? Why not all three?

🔥 8. Curate a Sarcastic Life Lessons Journal—Just for You

Goal: Write down the snarkiest lessons you’ve learned (like these lists) to read back and laugh at your own genius.

Pro tip: Title it something absurd like:

“Mistakes Were Made: A Guide.”

🎧 9. Attend a 70s/80s/90s Music Concert—Because Good Music Still Exists

Dire Straits tribute band? Tracy Chapman if possible?

Goal: Vibes only. No modern pop distractions.

🎬 10. Watch an Entire TV Series You Missed (Game of Thrones perhaps?)—Purely to See What the Hype Was

(Not reality TV, obviously.)

Goal: Form strong opinions for maximum judgment power.