10 Pies That Are Too Pretty to Eat (But We Ate Them Anyway)
(Because self-control is overrated when it comes to pie.)
1. Galaxy Swirl Pie 🌌
Description: Layers of deep purples, blues, and edible glitter, looking like the entire universe.
Why We Ate It: We figured if we ate the galaxy, maybe Mercury would stop retrograding our lives.
2. Rose Garden Apple Pie 🌹
Description: Thinly sliced apples arranged like blooming roses.
Why We Ate It: It smelled like cinnamon happiness and we have zero chill around apple desserts.
3. Rainbow Unicorn Cream Pie 🌈🦄
Description: Pastel swirls of whipped cream topped with star-shaped sprinkles and edible gold dust.
Why We Ate It: If eating dreams is wrong, we don’t want to be right.
4. Lattice-Topped Berry Masterpiece 🍓
Description: Perfectly woven golden crust with vibrant berries peeking through.
Why We Ate It: The crust practically whispered, “Crunch me.” We obeyed.
5. Chocolate Ganache Mirror Glaze Pie 🍫✨
Description: So shiny, you could check your reflection while questioning life choices.
Why We Ate It: We wanted to see if the inside was as rich as our dreams. (Spoiler: It was.)
6. Geometric Citrus Tart 🍋📐
Description: Sharp, angular patterns of lemon, lime, and orange slices that screamed “art gallery.”
Why We Ate It: Because “edible geometry” is our favorite type of math.
7. Caramel Pecan Spiral Pie 🍯🥜
Description: Perfect spiral of pecans glistening under a sticky caramel glaze.
Why We Ate It: Honestly, it stared into our souls first. We had no choice.
8. Ombre Strawberry Cream Pie 🍓💖
Description: Layers of strawberry cream fading from soft pink to deep red.
Why We Ate It: It was like eating a sunset. And who wouldn’t do that?
9. Blueberry Cheesecake Galaxy Tart 💙🌠
Description: Swirls of dark blueberry compote with flecks of silver stars.
Why We Ate It: If the cosmos made a dessert, you bet we’re tasting it.
10. Salted Caramel Apple Crumble with Gold Leaf ✨🍏
Description: Golden crumble dusted with edible gold leaf, practically whispering “luxury.”
Why We Ate It: We’re worth it. Also, warm caramel waits for no one.
✨ “They were beautiful. They were perfect. And they never stood a chance.” 🥧💖
