🎉 10 Made-Up Holidays That Should 100% Exist 🗓️✨
🎉 10 Made-Up Holidays That Should 100% Exist 🗓️✨
(Because the world needs more ridiculous reasons to celebrate!)
1️⃣ National Cancel All Plans and Stay in Pajamas Day 🛌
Celebrated by not leaving your house and refusing to answer texts.
Official greeting: “I’d love to, but I’m observing the holiday.”
2️⃣ Leave Me Alone Until I’ve Had Coffee Day ☕
No talking until at least the second cup.
Observed with grumbling, slow blinking, and dramatic sighs.
3️⃣ Treat Yourself Tuesday 🍰
The one day a week dedicated to buying yourself something unnecessary.
Mandatory participation: Fancy coffee, overpriced pastries, or a new book you’ll “totally read.”
4️⃣ Public Nap Awareness Day 😴
Offices, schools, and public spaces must provide nap zones.
Slogan: “Drowsy? Lay down anywhere. It’s a civic duty.”
5️⃣ Extra Fries With Every Meal Day 🍟
Every meal must come with fries, no exceptions.
Tagline: “Would you like fries with that? Trick question—you’re getting them.”
6️⃣ Unsend That Email Day 📧
A 24-hour grace period for all emails sent in regret.
Also known as: “Oops, that was supposed to stay in my drafts.”
7️⃣ Talk Only in Movie Quotes Day 🎬
If it wasn’t in a movie, you can’t say it.
Example: Instead of “I’m fine,” say, “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” – Clerks
8️⃣ International Ignore Your Emails Day 🚫📩
Emails do not exist today.
Any attempt to reach someone via email must be ignored for 24 hours.
9️⃣ Pet Every Dog Day 🐶
Every dog you see must be greeted, acknowledged, and pet (with consent).
Bonus: If you don’t see a dog, you must find one.
🔟 Spontaneous Three-Day Weekend Day 🏝️
At random, one work/school day per year becomes a free day off for everyone.
No one knows when it’s coming, but when it arrives, you drop everything and enjoy it.
