🌟 The “Achievements I’m Proud Of” List

(Because greatness comes in all forms—especially the underrated ones.)

💬 1. Handling Teen Sarcasm with Pro-Level Comebacks

They think they’re clever. But you taught them.

Achievement unlocked: Sarcasm sensei.

🎬 2. Memorizing Entire Movie Scripts (And Delivering Them Perfectly)

Full performances. Zero stumbles.

Achievement unlocked: Being the human closed captioning for Pulp Fiction and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory—with perfect timing, obviously.

🛋️ 3. Raising Humans Who Are Actually Pretty Cool

Older kids? Thriving. Still hanging out with you? Absolute flex.

Achievement unlocked: Peak parenting.

📚 4. Keeping 25 Teenagers Awake and Interested in Math

(Math. Teenagers. Awake. Enough said.)

Achievement unlocked: Peak teaching sorcery.

📝 5. Making Lists So Good They Could Be Framed

Not just any lists—niche, quirky, and borderline genius.

Achievement unlocked: List-making as an art form.

🐾 6. Raising a Dog That Respects Nap Time

Because “man’s best friend” needs to know when it’s quiet hours.

Achievement unlocked: Dog parent goals.

🛏️ 7. Mastering the Art of Staying In Without Feeling FOMO

No “should I go out?” dilemmas—you know your vibe.

Achievement unlocked: Homebody confidence.

🎡 8. Planning Events That Actually Build Community (Without the Corniness)

Fun, lighthearted school events that get students and staff engaged—no budget concerns, just good vibes.

Achievement unlocked: Bringing people together without trying too hard.

💬 9. Mastering the Art of Teacher Sarcasm (That Teens Actually Get)

Sarcastic comments that fly over admin heads but land perfectly with students?

Achievement unlocked: Legend status in the math department.

🧩 10. Monetizing a Passion for List-Making (Because, Why Not?)

Turning a simple love for lists into a full-blown brand.

Achievement unlocked: Quirky passion → Potential empire.

Pro tip: Subscription services, Etsy shops, and personalized list services incoming.