✈️ The “Places I’d Move to Tomorrow” List

(Because sometimes, running away is the vibe—and I have zero regrets about it.)

🏔️ 1. Vancouver, Canada – For Peak “I’m Outdoorsy, But Also a Foodie” Energy

Mountains? Check. Ocean? Check. Year-round hoodie weather? Absolutely. The vibe? Morning hikes, afternoon snacks and evenings spent pretending to understand indie films at a local festival. Plus, there’s something about Vancouver that says “I read books about climate change but also own too many plants.”

Pro tip: Casually mention you’re “thinking of taking up paddleboarding” while sipping artisanal coffee you can’t pronounce. Never paddleboard.

🏔️ 2. Queenstown, New Zealand – For “I Hike, But Make It Instagram” Energy
Let’s be real: I’d pretend I’m an outdoorsy, nature-loving free spirit here. In reality? I’m just in it for the Hobbiton day trips, wine tastings, and dramatic mountain selfies that say “I conquered a peak” when I barely survived the gift shop.
Pro tip: Own at least three Patagonia jackets for the aesthetic. Never wear them hiking.

🌌 3. Prague, Czech Republic – For “I Live in a Fairytale, But I’m Also Mysterious” Aesthetic

Cobblestone streets, pastel buildings, and gothic spires that scream "I write poetry at midnight and disappear for weeks."Prague’s vibe? Hauntingly beautiful with just enough witchy energy to keep things interesting. Cheap beer, classical music echoing through narrow alleys, and the occasional existential crisis by the river.

Pro tip: Casually reference Kafka in conversation, even if you haven’t read him. It’s about the mood.

🌃 4. Edinburgh, Scotland – For the Dark Academia Fantasy
Foggy streets, gothic architecture, and the looming presence of a castle—I’d be serving “mysterious writer with a tragic past” vibes. Days spent in dusty bookshops, nights sipping whisky in cozy pubs. (Bonus: Harry Potter energy without the drama.)
Pro tip: Practice brooding stares while holding a leather-bound journal. Write absolutely nothing in it.

🌴 5. Bali, Indonesia – For My “Soft-Launch Spiritual Awakening” Phase
Ah yes, Bali—where I’d claim I’m “finding myself” but mostly be “finding cocktails by the infinity pool.” Yoga at sunrise, beach clubs at sunset, and pretending my daily coconut counts as hydration and personality.
Pro tip: Post cryptic captions like “Healing looks different for everyone.” Say nothing else.

🌊 6. Reykjavik, Iceland – Because I Deserve Main Character Energy in a Volcanic Landscape
Imagine: wool sweaters, geothermal pools, and dramatic cliffs that make you reflect on your existence. Northern Lights selfies? Absolutely. I’d casually mention "Oh, you haven’t soaked in a hot spring under a glacier? Couldn’t be me."
Pro tip: Learn to pronounce Eyjafjallajökull just to flex. Fail miserably. Try again.

🌿 7. Asheville, North Carolina – For Peak “Cottagecore but with Craft Beer” Vibes
Mountains. Quirky bookstores. Craft breweries. Artisanal everything. Basically, the perfect place to pretend I’m a low-key creative genius who forages mushrooms in the morning and writes deep poetry by dusk.
Pro tip: Buy overalls. Pretend you know what kombucha mother culture is.

🎡 8. Copenhagen, Denmark – For the “I’m Effortlessly Cool and Sustainably Chic” Persona
Let’s be honest—biking everywhere, Scandi-minimalist interiors, and hygge energy is the vibe I think I could pull off. Plus, open-faced sandwiches that I’d Instagram with zero context.
Pro tip: Casually mention the concept of lagom and pretend you’ve always lived this balanced.

🌵 9. Sedona, Arizona – For My Crystals and Vortex Energy Phase
Give me red rock formations, a high chance of UFO sightings, and a spiritual guide named Starfire who tells me I’m “aligned with the universe’s higher frequency.” I’ll believe her.
Pro tip: Buy way too many crystals. Pretend they’re all charged properly. Forget which one does what.

🌇 10. Barcelona, Spain – For Rooftop Aperol Spritzes and Pretending I Understand Gaudí
Let’s face it: I’m there for the tapas, midday siestas, and sunset rooftop drinks where I say “Salud” like I wasn’t Googling it five minutes earlier. The Sagrada Família? Gorgeous. Do I understand it? Not even a little.
Pro tip: Wear sunglasses indoors. Complain about tourists as if you aren’t one.